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Why do Python programmers wear glasses?

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks:

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Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?

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What did one Tesla Supercharger say to the other?

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Why did the function stop calling?

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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted one?

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Why did the Mac user buy a ladder?

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What's a pirate's favourite programming language?

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Why was the robot so tired?

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Why did the Wi-Fi go to school?

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How does Autopilot take a joke?

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Why don't computers ever eat lunch?

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