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Funeral notice
Eleanor Voss
1941 — 2026
Friday 11 September, 11am
St Brigid's, Port Adelaide
Beloved mother of Hart and June. In lieu of flowers, the Port library.
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Notices, memorials, a life on the page.
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Funeral notice
1941 — 2026
Friday 11 September, 11am
St Brigid's, Port Adelaide
Beloved mother of Hart and June. In lieu of flowers, the Port library.
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Memorial
A life in the workshop
Sunday 20 September, 2pm
The old hall, Willunga
Tea in the supper room after. Wear something he would have laughed at.
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Celebration of life
Come and tell a story
Saturday 3 October, 4pm
The fig garden, Stirling
Bring a plate and a sentence she would have underlined.
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In memoriam
1938 — 2026
The Reed table
Port Lincoln
Always the first on the jetty. Always the last to leave the light on.
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Graveside
Committal
Wednesday 16 September, 10am
West Terrace Cemetery
Family only at the graveside. A cup of tea at Dunn's after.
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Thanksgiving
A thanksgiving for his life
Thursday 24 September, 11am
Holy Trinity, North Terrace
Hymns he actually sang. No eulogy longer than one page.
Sacred
Baptism, vows, the parish occasions.
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Baptism
is to be baptised
Sunday 11 October, 10.30am
St Mary's, Glenelg
Godparents: Hart Voss and Ivy Chen. A cup of tea in the hall.
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Confirmation
will be confirmed
Sunday 18 October, 11am
St Peter's Cathedral
Bishop attending. White, or the jumper he will actually wear.
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First communion
first holy communion
Sunday 25 October, 9am
St Francis Xavier
Family pew on the left. Cake in the parish hall after.
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The marriage
request the honour of your company
Saturday 14 November, 3pm
The stone church, Hahndorf
Reception under the gums. Black tie optional, dancing not.
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Anniversary
Fifty years
Friday 2 October, 6pm
The Hartley table, Norwood
No gifts. Stories, and the good glasses.
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Ordination
to the priesthood
Saturday 5 December, 10am
St Peter's Cathedral
All welcome. A light lunch in the grounds.
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A blessing
a blessing of the house
Sunday 1 November, 4pm
14 Rose Street, Unley
Short prayers, then the kettle. Children welcome.
Party
Ages, a BBQ, hens, bucks, the house.
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Birthday
turns nine
Saturday 12 September, 2pm
The back lawn, Prospect
Swimsuits, a cake, and a jumpers-for-later pile.
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Eighteen
is eighteen
Friday 18 September, 7pm
The Scout hall, Mitcham
ID at the door. A playlist he actually made.
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Twenty-one
twenty-first
Saturday 26 September, 6.30pm
The boat club, Outer Harbor
Speeches short. Dancing long. A key on the cake, not in the punch.
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Thirty
thirty
Saturday 10 October, 7pm
The wine bar, Ebenezer Place
No gifts. A bottle if you insist.
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Forty
forty
Saturday 17 October, 6pm
The Hartley shed, Willunga
Boots for the paddock. A jumper for later.
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Fifty
Fifty, and still first to the kettle
Saturday 7 November, 5pm
The bowling club, Unley
A roast, not a roast speech. Sit wherever you can hear him.
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Sixty
Sixty years of the best table
Sunday 15 November, 1pm
The fig garden, Stirling
Lunch, not a late night. Bring a story, not a speech.
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Seventy
Seventy, still deadheading the roses
Saturday 21 November, 2pm
The hall, Stirling
Afternoon tea. The good china. No surprise she already knows.
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Eighty
Eighty years of the early train
Sunday 29 November, 11am
The RSL, Port Adelaide
Morning tea. A chair with his name on it, unofficially.
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Ninety
Ninety, and still setting the table
Saturday 5 December, 2pm
The Hartley house, Norwood
Cake at two. Speeches under a minute. The photograph after.
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A barbecue
are lighting the barbecue
Saturday 19 September, 4pm
12 Hughes Street, Unley
Bring a salad if you want to be loved. Chairs on the nature strip.
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Hens
hens night
Friday 6 November, 6pm
The Lane, Adelaide
Start at six. Dinner at eight. No sash unless she asks.
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Bucks
bucks
Saturday 7 November, 2pm
The Port, then the pub
Boots. A hat. No one is booking a boat without asking.
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Housewarming
have put the kettle on
Sunday 4 October, 2–5pm
14 Rose Street, Unley
No gifts required. A plant if the boot already has one.
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Engaged
are engaged
Saturday 26 September, 5pm
The fig garden, Stirling
Drinks at five. Speeches forbidden. Photographs tolerated.
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Graduation
Bachelor of Architecture
Wednesday 16 December, 2pm
Elder Hall, then the Exeter
Caps at two. Pints after. Aunts in the front row.
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Retirement
Ward hangs up the apron
Friday 4 December, 4pm
The workshop, Gillman
A send-off in the yard. No card bigger than this page.
Gift front pages
A paper made about someone.
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Special edition
Blake opens the new house
Saturday 12 September 2026
Prospect, South Australia
The kettle went on at six. The neighbours heard it. By noon the table was set and the dog had chosen a chair.
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Born
Okafor arrives, three kilograms of news
Monday 7 September 2026
North Adelaide
Parents sleeping in shifts. Grandparents already on the train.
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With thanks
The table was full. Thank you.
September 2026
Unley
For the dishes, the chairs, and the person who stayed to dry up.
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Special edition
The woman who kept the light on
Sunday 10 May 2026
Norwood
Breakfast in the garden. No one is allowed to do the dishes but her, and today we will try.
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The class files
Penrose dismisses the year with full marks
Friday 11 December 2026
Room 12
The whiteboards are clean. The stickers are gone. The stories remain.
Posters
Sausage sizzle, raffle, garage, quiz.
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Sausage sizzle
Sausage sizzle
Saturday 19 September, 8am–1pm
Bunnings, Mile End
Onion extra. Sauce is not a debate. Gold coin, more if you can.
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Raffle
A weekend in Robe
Friday 30 October, 6pm
The library, Port Adelaide
Permit displayed at the draw. Tickets not sold to anyone under 18.
Tickets $5. Permit no. 2041/26. Drawn under the eyes of the committee.
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Garage sale
Garage sale
Sunday 20 September, 8am–noon
9 Third Street, Magill
Tools, chairs, a bike that almost works. Cash. Early birds already know.
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Quiz night
Quiz night
Saturday 24 October, 7pm
The parish hall, Port Adelaide
Tables of eight. $15 a head. BYO nibbles. The questions are not from the internet.
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Cake stall
Cake stall
Friday 25 September, 3pm
The school gate
Slices a gold coin. Whole cakes if you are quick. Nuts labelled.
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Working bee
Working bee
Saturday 3 October, 8am
Unley bowls, the north green
Gloves, a hat, and the sandwich you said you would bring last time.
Parish
The bulletin and the fete.
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This Sunday
Sung Eucharist
Sunday 13 September, 9.30am
Fr Calder
Morning tea after. The hymn list is on the door.
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Fete
Spring fete
Saturday 31 October, 9am–2pm
The parish grounds
Raffle permit displayed at the bottle stall.
Cakes, books, a bottle stall, and the plant that always goes first.
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Welcome
welcomes you
Sundays, 8am and 10am
North Terrace, Adelaide
Stay for tea. Names optional on the first Sunday, wanted by the third.
Get well
A note that looks typeset.
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Get well
The workshop
The bench is waiting
September 2026
We covered the tools. Come back when you can lift a mug.
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Thinking of you
The Reed table
We are lighting the lamp
September 2026
No need to write back. The kettle is on whenever you are.
New job
The first day, on paper.
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Appointed
Chen takes the new desk
Monday 5 October 2026
The architecture studio, Adelaide
First day, new pencils, the good sandwich. They will learn her tea order by Friday.
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Farewell
is leaving the desk
Friday 2 October, 4pm
The newsroom kitchen
Cake at four. The mug stays. The chair does not.
Moving
A new address, properly set.
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We have moved
14 Rose Street, Unley 5061
1 October 2026
The kettle works. The boxes do not.
Come after the 1st. Park on Rose. The dog has already chosen a window.
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New address
7 Cannon Street, Port Adelaide 5015
15 September 2026
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