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The Gold Standard Press

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Farewell

Notices, memorials, a life on the page.

Sacred

Baptism, vows, the parish occasions.

Party

Ages, a BBQ, hens, bucks, the house.

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Birthday

Juniper Blake

turns nine

Saturday 12 September, 2pm

The back lawn, Prospect

Swimsuits, a cake, and a jumpers-for-later pile.

Birthday

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Eighteen

Arlo Finch

is eighteen

Friday 18 September, 7pm

The Scout hall, Mitcham

ID at the door. A playlist he actually made.

Eighteenth

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Twenty-one

Bess Calder

twenty-first

Saturday 26 September, 6.30pm

The boat club, Outer Harbor

Speeches short. Dancing long. A key on the cake, not in the punch.

Twenty-first

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Thirty

Ivy Chen

thirty

Saturday 10 October, 7pm

The wine bar, Ebenezer Place

No gifts. A bottle if you insist.

Thirtieth

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Forty

Wren Callahan

forty

Saturday 17 October, 6pm

The Hartley shed, Willunga

Boots for the paddock. A jumper for later.

Fortieth

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Fifty

Hart Voss

Fifty, and still first to the kettle

Saturday 7 November, 5pm

The bowling club, Unley

A roast, not a roast speech. Sit wherever you can hear him.

Fiftieth

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Sixty

June Voss

Sixty years of the best table

Sunday 15 November, 1pm

The fig garden, Stirling

Lunch, not a late night. Bring a story, not a speech.

Sixtieth

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Seventy

Flora Penrose

Seventy, still deadheading the roses

Saturday 21 November, 2pm

The hall, Stirling

Afternoon tea. The good china. No surprise she already knows.

Seventieth

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Eighty

Arthur Calder

Eighty years of the early train

Sunday 29 November, 11am

The RSL, Port Adelaide

Morning tea. A chair with his name on it, unofficially.

Eightieth

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Ninety

Eleanor Voss

Ninety, and still setting the table

Saturday 5 December, 2pm

The Hartley house, Norwood

Cake at two. Speeches under a minute. The photograph after.

Ninetieth

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A barbecue

The Hartley family

are lighting the barbecue

Saturday 19 September, 4pm

12 Hughes Street, Unley

Bring a salad if you want to be loved. Chairs on the nature strip.

BBQ

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Hens

Wren Callahan

hens night

Friday 6 November, 6pm

The Lane, Adelaide

Start at six. Dinner at eight. No sash unless she asks.

Hens

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Bucks

Tom Callahan

bucks

Saturday 7 November, 2pm

The Port, then the pub

Boots. A hat. No one is booking a boat without asking.

Bucks

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Housewarming

The Okafor household

have put the kettle on

Sunday 4 October, 2–5pm

14 Rose Street, Unley

No gifts required. A plant if the boot already has one.

Housewarming

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Engaged

Tom & Wren

are engaged

Saturday 26 September, 5pm

The fig garden, Stirling

Drinks at five. Speeches forbidden. Photographs tolerated.

Engagement

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Graduation

Ivy Chen

Bachelor of Architecture

Wednesday 16 December, 2pm

Elder Hall, then the Exeter

Caps at two. Pints after. Aunts in the front row.

Graduation

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Retirement

Silas Ward

Ward hangs up the apron

Friday 4 December, 4pm

The workshop, Gillman

A send-off in the yard. No card bigger than this page.

Retirement

Gift front pages

A paper made about someone.

Posters

Sausage sizzle, raffle, garage, quiz.

Parish

The bulletin and the fete.

Get well

A note that looks typeset.

New job

The first day, on paper.

Moving

A new address, properly set.

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