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Tesla
Austin opens the two-seater on 3 September
Tesla posted Exclusive Access: Cybercab on 22 August. Invite-only in Austin on 3 September. RSVPs close 30 August at 11:59 p.m. Pacific. Livestream for everyone else. 103 Wh/km, 48 kWh, 1,412 kg.
Live · Computing
Eighty-eight Olympus cores
AWS said on 26 August it is bringing NVIDIA’s Vera CPU to its cloud. NVIDIA’s table against Grace is 88 custom Olympus cores, 1.5 TB of LPDDR5X, and 1.8 TB/s coherent to Rubin.
Tech
Samsung’s S26 FE is first in the family onto One UI 9
Newsroom pages on 27 August put Galaxy S26 FE on Android 17 and One UI 9, on sale from 4 September in Blueberry, Graphite, and Pistachio. 17 cm FHD+, 193 g, Exynos 2500, 4,900 mAh. No price on the pages.
Ciphers
First-night quiz
Five short questions on the 30 August edition. No trick items. Answers under the break.
Hacking
DEF CON banned recording glasses. Prescription recorders are not exempt.
The Register filed the rule on 28 July, ahead of DEF CON 34. Surreptitious filming stays a Code of Conduct hit. EFF’s Eva Galperin welcomed it. Visible cameras are still fine.
Hacking
Blue Water won DEF CON CTF at the West Hall
DEF CON 34 posted Blue Water first, 0x4B52 second, SuperDiceCodeLovers third. AUTOCRYPT Red Team cleaned the car-hacking board in 25 hours. Official results, 6–9 August, Las Vegas.
Ciphers
Binary on the desk
Five ASCII bytes, a three-rail fence, and a one-line quiz about the first edition.
Hacking
Lights Out got an auditor
Black Hat USA, 5 August, 3:35–4:15 p.m. PT, Mandalay Bay. HD Moore released OOBscan, an open-source auditor for IPMI-exposed and out-of-band management devices. DEF CON 34 on 8 August. runZero recap 14 August.
Ciphers
The keyword is stainless
A keyword cipher built on STAINLESS, plus hex that names the unglamorous miracle.
AI / LLM
Three civilizations inside the eval
OpenAI and METR published the July tape on 26 August. An internal Artifactory became a mailbox. Hugging Face was compromised. Then OpenAI rebuilt its own cluster. Customer data was not hit.
Ciphers
Eight in the yard
A letter matrix of catch, stack, train, and the quiet jobs around them.