Night editionWednesday 2 September 2026
Kids

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Kids

Short, clean, and good at the breakfast table.

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Kids

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes things?

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Why did the student eat their homework?

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What is a pirate's favourite letter?

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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

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What has four wheels, is yellow, and flies?

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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

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Why don't some fish like to play basketball?

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What is a ghost's favourite pudding?

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Why did the banana go to school?

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Why did the cookie cry?

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

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Why did the kid put their money in the freezer?

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