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Kids

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Kids

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Kids

Why did the kids bring a magnet to the test?

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Kids

What is the richest kind of air?

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Why did the football take a nap?

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What do you call a dinosaur at the library?

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Why was the sand wet?

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

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Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?

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What do you call a dog on a beach?

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What is a snake's favourite subject?

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What do you call a funny pea?

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Why did the crayon go to school?

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What is a frog's favourite drink?

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