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Why did the astronaut break up with the moon?

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How does the moon cut its hair?

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

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Why did Starship apply for a job?

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How do you organise a space party?

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Why was the telescope so polite?

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What did the astronaut say when they crashed into the moon?

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Why don't black holes ever get invited to dinner?

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How does SpaceX keep its landing pads so tidy?

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Why did the sun go to school?

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What do you call a space magician?

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