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Why don't asteroids ever get lost?

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How did the planet stay in shape?

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Why was the launch delayed?

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What did one crater say to the other?

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Why did the astronomer bring a pencil to the observatory?

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How does Mars take its tea?

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Why did the satellite break up with the dish?

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What do you call a dog in space?

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Why was the Milky Way so messy?

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How do astronauts serve dinner?

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Why did Pluto get a second job?

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What is a light-year?

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