Space
Why don't asteroids ever get lost?
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How did the planet stay in shape?
It did a lot of revolutions.
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Why was the launch delayed?
The weather on the ground, and a seagull with a union card.
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What did one crater say to the other?
That's a nice impact you've got there.
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Why did the astronomer bring a pencil to the observatory?
To draw a constellation conclusion.
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How does Mars take its tea?
Red and a bit dusty. No sugar. It's on a dry diet.
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Why did the satellite break up with the dish?
The relationship had too much latency.
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What do you call a dog in space?
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Why was the Milky Way so messy?
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How do astronauts serve dinner?
On flying saucers, with a side of freeze-dried peas.
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Why did Pluto get a second job?
It was tired of being told it wasn't a planet and still had bills.
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What is a light-year?
The same as a regular year, but with better lighting.
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