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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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What has four wheels and flies?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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What has a head and a tail but no body?
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Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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What has many keys but can't open a single lock?
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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What gets wetter the more it dries?
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