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What can you catch but never throw?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

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What has cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and water but no fish?

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Why did the tomato blush?

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What kind of room has no doors or windows?

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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Why can't you trust stairs?

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What has a thumb and four fingers but isn't alive?

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Why did the calendar go to therapy?

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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

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Why did the coffee file a report?

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