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What is full of holes but still holds water?

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the dance?

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What has a bottom at the top?

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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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Why was the maths book unhappy?

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

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What do you call a sad strawberry?

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Why did the baker go to the bank?

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What has a ring but no finger?

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

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