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Knock-knock

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Knock-knock

Who's there. You already know. You open anyway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Atch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Olive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tank.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Luke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Anita.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Harry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dozen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Isabel.

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