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Knock-knock

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Knock-knock

Who's there. You already know. You open anyway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cash.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Police.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Spell.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Figs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Needle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honeybee.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Radio.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes.

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