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Knock-knock

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Knock-knock

Who's there. You already know. You open anyway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Howl.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ice cream.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stopwatch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Closure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ya.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nanna.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Kanga.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben.

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