Puns

Puns

I tried to make a belt out of clocks.

Puns

The inventor of the throat lozenge died.

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I used to be a tailor.

Puns

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

Puns

I was going to tell a time-travel joke.

Puns

The scarecrow is a superb vegetable farmer.

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I asked the gymnast how she stays in shape.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

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I used to be a gardener.

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The clockmaker was tock of the town.

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I told the waiter the soup was too hot.

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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?