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I got a job at an orange juice factory.

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The optometrist made a spectacle of himself.

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I used to play the triangle in a band.

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

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I wanted to learn to play piano.

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The baker's holiday was a piece of cake.

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I used to collect shells.

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What do you call a snowman with a suntan?

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I told a chemistry joke.

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The musician's ladder broke.

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I used to be a wrestler.

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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