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I bought a dictionary.

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The sailor's favourite letter is R.

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I used to be a waiter.

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What do you call a funny mountain?

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I got a job at a library.

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The fruit bats opened a stall.

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I used to make spoons.

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What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

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I told the gardener a joke.

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I used to be a lumberjack.

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The mathematician wore glasses.

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I opened a bakery on the corner.

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