Puns
I bought a dictionary.
I couldn't find the words.
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The sailor's favourite letter is R.
Because it's the start of the ocean. No — because it's in the middle of water. Better.
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I used to be a waiter.
I kept dropping the ball, and the plates.
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What do you call a funny mountain?
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I got a job at a library.
I was booked solid, then overdue.
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The fruit bats opened a stall.
Business was just bananas.
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I used to make spoons.
I was born with a silver one and never stopped.
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What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
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I told the gardener a joke.
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I used to be a lumberjack.
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The mathematician wore glasses.
They improved his di-vision.
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I opened a bakery on the corner.
Sales were crumby at first, then rose.
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