Sports
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
In case of a hole in one.
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What is a runner's favourite school subject?
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Why did the basketball bring a suitcase?
In case of a travelling call.
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How does a soccer pitch stay so calm?
It lets the grass do the talking.
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Why don't some gymnasts ever get lost?
They always stick the landing. And they ask for directions.
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What do you call a pig that plays cricket?
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Why was the tennis ball so popular?
It had a lot of bounce, and it never served gossip.
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How did the cricket stump feel?
A little stumped. Then it stood back up.
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Why did the coach write on the whiteboard?
Because the huddle had too many opinions and not enough arrows.
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What is a swimmer's favourite kind of news?
The kind with a good stroke and no splashy headline. Then they dive in anyway.
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Why did the baseball sit in the sun?
It wanted to be a little more well-red. Pun: well-read.
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How does a marathon keep a secret?
It takes it the distance.
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