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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

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What is a runner's favourite school subject?

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Why did the basketball bring a suitcase?

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How does a soccer pitch stay so calm?

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Why don't some gymnasts ever get lost?

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What do you call a pig that plays cricket?

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Why was the tennis ball so popular?

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How did the cricket stump feel?

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Why did the coach write on the whiteboard?

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What is a swimmer's favourite kind of news?

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Why did the baseball sit in the sun?

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How does a marathon keep a secret?

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