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Why was the cricket fan so calm?
It was a five-day test. They had packed sandwiches.
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What do you call a basketball that tells jokes?
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Why did the coach buy the gold paper?
The tactics were easier to see at night.
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How do you know a sailing joke landed?
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Why was the umpire's pocket so heavy?
Whistle, coin, and a very small copy of the rules.
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What is a high-jumper's favourite headline?
Anything that clears the bar.
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Why did the net go to therapy?
It had been through a lot of volleys and still held.
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How does a chess player read the sports page?
Slowly. Then they move a knight and make tea.
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Why did the stopwatch join the funnies?
It wanted a split time, and a split infinitive.
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pencil?
In case of a bad score, and a good eraser.
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How does a netball stay so calm?
It lets the pass do the talking.
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Why did the cricket fan pack sandwiches?
It was a five-day test. They had time.
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