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Why was the cricket fan so calm?

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What do you call a basketball that tells jokes?

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Why did the coach buy the gold paper?

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How do you know a sailing joke landed?

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Why was the umpire's pocket so heavy?

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What is a high-jumper's favourite headline?

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Why did the net go to therapy?

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How does a chess player read the sports page?

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Why did the stopwatch join the funnies?

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pencil?

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How does a netball stay so calm?

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Why did the cricket fan pack sandwiches?

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