Sports
Why did the gym close on Sunday?
Even dumbbells need a quiet edition.
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What is a surfer's favourite rule?
Wait for the set. Then don't drop in on the story.
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Why was the scoreboard always honest?
It had no opinions. Only numbers. And a little gold.
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How do you make a football team laugh?
Tell them the grand final is next week. Then it is.
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Why did the table-tennis ball apply to the paper?
It wanted a short, sharp rally.
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What do you call a yoga class at a newspaper?
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Why don't some racehorses like puns?
They've heard them at the fence.
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How did the goalkeeper become an editor?
They stopped a lot of things and started a few.
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Why was the rugby ball so confident?
It had an odd shape and a clear job.
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What is a boxer's favourite punctuation?
The period. They like a clean end to a sentence.
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Why did the fans bring a newspaper to the match?
To read between the plays.
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How does a relay team file a story?
One baton, four ledes, no dropped lines.
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