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Why did the gym close on Sunday?

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What is a surfer's favourite rule?

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Why was the scoreboard always honest?

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How do you make a football team laugh?

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Why did the table-tennis ball apply to the paper?

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What do you call a yoga class at a newspaper?

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Why don't some racehorses like puns?

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How did the goalkeeper become an editor?

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Why was the rugby ball so confident?

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What is a boxer's favourite punctuation?

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Why did the fans bring a newspaper to the match?

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How does a relay team file a story?

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