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I asked the boss if I could leave early.

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Why don't some offices have a clock?

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What's the best thing about a standing desk?

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Why did the meeting take an hour?

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How does a printer say hello?

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I told my colleague a joke about unemployment.

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Why did the stapler go to school?

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What's an office worker's favourite kind of music?

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I updated my résumé.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

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I don't have a job. I have a calling.

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Why did the coffee file a complaint?

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