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The kettle, the deadline, the stapler with a medal.

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How did the filing cabinet get a promotion?

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I work from home.

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Why was the stapler so confident?

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The best part of the workday is the kettle.

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I put 'proficient in Excel' on my résumé.

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Why did the office plant get a raise?

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Meetings would be shorter if chairs were less comfortable.

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I don't procrastinate. I do future work in the present later.

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Why did the clock get a job in the newsroom?

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My boss told me to have a good day.

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What's the most popular office sport?

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I filed the report.

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