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Why did the mug stay late?
It was in a relationship with the desk.
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The photocopier and I have an understanding.
I press the button. It waits. I press it again.
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How do you know it's Friday?
The gold in the masthead looks a little brighter.
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I got promoted to 'person who knows where the spare pens are'.
It's a lot of responsibility.
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Why don't desks ever gossip?
They already support enough.
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The best meeting is the one that could have been a note in the paper.
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Why did the intern bring a stopwatch?
They had heard of deadlines. They wanted to meet one on purpose.
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The kettle is the real manager.
It brings people together and then it screams.
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I colour-coded my folders.
Now I can't find anything, but it looks like a plan.
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Why did the stapler get a medal?
It held things together when the clips would not.
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My standing desk and I have an agreement.
I stand. It stands. We both pretend this is fitness.
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