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The kettle, the deadline, the stapler with a medal.

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Why did the mug stay late?

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The photocopier and I have an understanding.

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How do you know it's Friday?

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I got promoted to 'person who knows where the spare pens are'.

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Why don't desks ever gossip?

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The best meeting is the one that could have been a note in the paper.

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Why did the intern bring a stopwatch?

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The kettle is the real manager.

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I colour-coded my folders.

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Why did the stapler get a medal?

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My standing desk and I have an agreement.

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