Night editionWednesday 2 September 2026
Animals

Funnies

Animals

Beasts, birds, and the odd kangaroo.

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Animals

Why do cows wear bells?

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Animals

What do you call a pile of cats?

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Animals

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

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Animals

What do you call a dog magician?

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Why don't oysters share?

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What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

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Why did the bird go to hospital?

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

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Why are frogs so happy?

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

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Why did the duck get a job?

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What do you call an alligator detective?

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