Night editionWednesday 2 September 2026
Animals

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Animals

Beasts, birds, and the odd kangaroo.

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Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

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Animals

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

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Animals

What do you call a cat that joins the Red Cross?

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Why do bees hum?

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

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Why did the snake ace the test?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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Why did the owl invite friends over?

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

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What do you call a duck that tells jokes?

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Why did the chicken join a band?

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What do you call a goat who can count?

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