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Animals

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Animals

Beasts, birds, and the odd kangaroo.

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Animals

Why did the magpie sit on the verandah?

Animals

What do you call a kangaroo on holidays?

Animals

Why don't some fish like to play piano?

Animals

Why did the cat sit on the computer?

Animals

What do you call a happy hippo?

Animals

What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bun?

Animals

Why did the sheep go to the salon?

Animals

What do you call a crab that works out?

Animals

Why was the horse so polite?

Animals

What do you call a fish that practices law?

Animals

Why did the penguin wear a dinner jacket?

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