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Animals

Funnies

Animals

Beasts, birds, and the odd kangaroo.

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Animals

Why was the dog a great magician?

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Animals

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

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Animals

Why do fish live in salt water?

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Animals

What do you call a pony with a cough?

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Why did the koala get a job?

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Animals

What do you call a crocodile at the north pole?

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Why did the turkey join the band?

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What do you call a cold dog?

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Why are elephants so wrinkled?

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What do you call a llama in pyjamas?

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Why did the fox go to school?

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What do you call a snail on a ship?

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