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Why did the kilometre break up with the mile?

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What's the most honest shop in Adelaide?

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Why don't magpies like Mondays?

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How does a tram in Adelaide take a joke?

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Why was the pie floater so calm?

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Why did the Celsius go to the party?

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How do you know you're in Adelaide?

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Why don't koalas like weekdays?

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What did the metric cup say to the pint?

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Why was the kookaburra a great intern?

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What's a South Australian's favourite kind of rule?

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Why did the ute go to school?

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