Australia
Why did the kilometre break up with the mile?
The kilometre was tired of being converted in public.
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What's the most honest shop in Adelaide?
The one that still says 'arvo' on the door.
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Why don't magpies like Mondays?
They already have a spring calendar.
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How does a tram in Adelaide take a joke?
It goes along, then it goes back, then it goes along again.
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Why was the pie floater so calm?
It was in its element. Peas and all.
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Why did the Celsius go to the party?
It was already 40 and didn't need a jacket.
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How do you know you're in Adelaide?
The hills are on the left, the gulf is on the right, and someone is talking about a bakery.
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Why don't koalas like weekdays?
They're already booked on eucalyptus.
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What did the metric cup say to the pint?
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Why was the kookaburra a great intern?
It already knew how to laugh at the kettle.
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What's a South Australian's favourite kind of rule?
A gold one, thin, at the top of the page.
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Why did the ute go to school?
To get a little more tray-ning.
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