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Why did the cricket go quiet in Adelaide?

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How do you make a Hills resident late?

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Why was the Southern Cross so good at navigation?

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What did the gum tree say to the power line?

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Why don't we put ice in the paper?

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How does a bin chicken get a reservation?

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Why did the AFL ball sit in the sun?

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What is a stubby's favourite desk?

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Why was the Glenelg jetty so long?

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How do you greet a magpie in September?

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Why did the meat pie apply to the funnies?

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What do you call a wombat in a waistcoat?

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