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Why did the cricket go quiet in Adelaide?
Someone mentioned the weather, and everyone agreed.
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How do you make a Hills resident late?
Mention a bakery on the way.
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Why was the Southern Cross so good at navigation?
It had five points and no comments section.
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What did the gum tree say to the power line?
We should talk. The magpies already did.
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Why don't we put ice in the paper?
The jokes are already dry. The weather isn't.
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How does a bin chicken get a reservation?
It doesn't. It takes the lot.
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Why did the AFL ball sit in the sun?
It wanted a bit of colour. Like the rest of us.
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What is a stubby's favourite desk?
Any desk with a coaster and a view of the hills.
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Why was the Glenelg jetty so long?
So the punchline had somewhere to walk.
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How do you greet a magpie in September?
Politely. And from a sensible distance.
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Why did the meat pie apply to the funnies?
It already had a crust, a filling, and a loyal following.
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What do you call a wombat in a waistcoat?
Late for a very important burrow.
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