Australia
How does a Tim Tam dunk?
Carefully, and with a plan. Then another.
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Why don't we measure the beach in miles?
The sand already has enough on its plate.
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What do you call a magpie in a waistcoat?
Underdressed for spring, overdressed for the oval.
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Why did the Hills Face Zone apply for a job at the paper?
It already had a good profile.
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How many millilitres in a good cuppa?
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Why was the barramundi so confident?
It had been grilled before, and it came out fine.
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What did Adelaide say to Melbourne?
You're lovely. Stay east. We'll keep the gulf.
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Why don't drop bears exist?
Because the paper fact-checked them. Then ran a joke anyway.
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How does a servo sandwich tell the time?
It doesn't. It tells you it's always a good idea.
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Why did the flat white cross the road?
To get to the other cafe. There is always another cafe.
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What's the difference between a kilometre and a mile?
About 0.6 kilometres of argument.
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What do you call a pelican at the Port?
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