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Kilometres, magpies, and a cuppa.

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How does a Tim Tam dunk?

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Why don't we measure the beach in miles?

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What do you call a magpie in a waistcoat?

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Why did the Hills Face Zone apply for a job at the paper?

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How many millilitres in a good cuppa?

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Why was the barramundi so confident?

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What did Adelaide say to Melbourne?

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Why don't drop bears exist?

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How does a servo sandwich tell the time?

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Why did the flat white cross the road?

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What's the difference between a kilometre and a mile?

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What do you call a pelican at the Port?

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