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Kilometres, magpies, and a cuppa.

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Why don't we run miles in this paper?

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How did the Torrens get its name in the funnies?

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Why was the lamington invited to every picnic?

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What did the Adelaide oval say to the crowd?

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Why do we write 'arvo' in the paper?

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How does a cockatoo review a headline?

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What do you call a kangaroo on the tram?

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Why was the light beer so popular at the desk?

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How do you make a cuppa in kilometres?

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Why did the magpie apply to the paper?

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What did the Hills say to the plains?

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