Dad

Dad

Hi hungry, I'm Dad.

Dad

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Dad

I used to hate facial hair.

Dad

What do you call a dad joke that isn't funny?

Dad

I only know twenty-five letters of the alphabet.

Dad

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

Dad

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

Dad

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Dad

I would tell you a construction joke.

Dad

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Dad

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

Dad

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?