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Dad

Filed by the kitchen table. Groans kept in.

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I used to be a baker.

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Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?

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I don't trust those trees.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?

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I named my dog Five Miles.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

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Why did the dad sit on the clock?

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Want to hear a joke about paper?

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I used to play piano by ear.

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