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Filed by the kitchen table. Groans kept in.

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What did the dad say when he walked into a wall?

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I told my kids a joke about a roof.

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Why did the dad put his money in the freezer?

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I have a joke about unemployment.

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What do you call a dad who never pays parking?

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Did I tell you the one about the airport?

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I used to be addicted to soap.

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Why did the dad take the nap on the road?

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How does a penguin build its house?

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I asked my dog what's two minus two.

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Why don't dads ever get tired of dad jokes?

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I tried to catch fog yesterday.

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