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Dad

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Dad

Filed by the kitchen table. Groans kept in.

All plates · 49 jokes · page 4 of 5

Dad

What do you call a belt made of watches?

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I told a joke about a pencil.

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Why did the dad stare at the orange juice?

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I used to be a personal trainer.

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What's a dad's favourite kind of news?

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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

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Why did the dad bring string to the party?

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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.

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I used to run a ferry.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from the shop.

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Why did the dad sit on the newspaper?

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